try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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