Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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