But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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