Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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