FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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