Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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