two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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