everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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