i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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