Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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