I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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