Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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