I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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