I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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