talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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