You really coming over, don't trick.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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