champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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