I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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