Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
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just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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