How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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