I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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