seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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