i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I licked your asshole in confidence.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Randomize
