btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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