You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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