Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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