she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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