What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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