Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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