So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I have post one night stand depression
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