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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you

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(715): I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you http://tfl.nu/l21x

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I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.

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(607): I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them. http://tfl.nu/ng5q

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(302): View more from Delaware

Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?

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Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.

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(302): Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one? (845): Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides. http://tfl.nu/6dzh

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(972): View more from Texas

Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?

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(972): Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life? http://tfl.nu/jl0s

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(850): View more from Florida

Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.

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(850): Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign. http://tfl.nu/igif

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Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life

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(914): Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life http://tfl.nu/ivqd

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.

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(203): I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight. http://tfl.nu/nwmv

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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.

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(420): I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me. http://tfl.nu/1hem

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69

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(610): But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69 http://tfl.nu/zybq

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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking

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(787): Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking http://tfl.nu/wzvh

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.

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(570): Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter. http://tfl.nu/84op

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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?

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(408): I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win? http://tfl.nu/gfqe

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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...

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(615): If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well... http://tfl.nu/i7xy

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.

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(832): just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me. http://tfl.nu/y6sy

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(260): View more from Indiana

We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.

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(260): We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right. http://tfl.nu/s77j

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