Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.