he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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