i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
