I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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