Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.