So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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