Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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