this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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