I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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