The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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