I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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