I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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