New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
