I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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