Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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