They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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