found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Drake has all the answers
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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