I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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