What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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