when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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