I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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