addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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