Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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