Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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