i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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