wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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