We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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