nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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